OH if I could turn back time.. I'd do something about the market where overpriced things actually sold!

Do you believe... She wants $45 million for her Malibu mansion??!

O.K., not much going on with me that I really feel people would actually read so I thought I'd make today a fun blogging day. GOSSIP! So according to the Wall Street Journal last Friday, Cher has quietly listed her Malibu mansion for $45... even though according to one source it didn't sell last year at $25 million. It's a pocket listing according to one LA blogger... what that means is the agent isn't advertising... smart move.. hmmm?. It sounds like she played with too much plutonium when she was filming "Silkwood". But hey, there are suckers out there... just remember... Hollywood bosses are still paying Madonna to act!

Speaking of which... the super glamorous crowd (see photo left) of Madonna... Gwyneth... and artist Steven Klein are all hanging in the Hamptons this weekend. Aren't we lucky!!!!?! They're coming to town to lend a helping hand with a great cause... The Amaryllis Farm Equine Rescue. Tickets are about $500 to $2500. Anyway, here are my suggestions for the silent auction.... this will raise TONS! Bids will start at $10,000 for Madonna to agree not to make "Swept Away 2, Who's that Girl Again or Evita Strikes Back." $4000 and Gwyneth will actually do an interview with Kathy Griffin and explain how her role in "Shallow Hal" changed her life. Finally artist Steven Klein will explain why his art is worth so much money.... bids will start at $5. If you wanna roll in the hay... with these celebs... visit the rescue's website. http://www.forrascal.com/

Finally... a little gossip about the Jonas brothers. WHO ARE THEY?! Tony Roma (I think he's a golfer or something) is apparently still dating Jessica Simpson and... oh forget it... who cares!